Onyx Coffee Lab

"Bro, we're a tech startup..."

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Category: Subscription

Look, we believe you. This app will change everything! You need high-end specialty coffee to fuel those next level programmers. This isn't luxury; it's a necessity if you are going to build this thing up and sell it to Bezos. We've seen every episode of Silicon Valley, so basically, we understand.

This is the perfect one month supply for a small office. Geometry performs as both a modern espresso and filter drip coffee. We'll ship both bags to your door, allowing you to focus on everything else. Geometry is floral, sweet, and our personal favorite blend to drink at home. Either way, you'll get street credit for serving Onyx when you are trying to hire that next genius.

  • Two 2lb bags of Geometry, shipped once per month (every 4 weeks)
  • Cancel or modify subscription anytime
  • Subscribing saves over 5% off the regular retail price
  • Brew guides for filter and espresso available online for the prefect cup.
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 4 reviews)

Ella S. ★★★★★

Three weeks in and the specialty roast is genuinely the best coffee we've had in the office — it's smooth enough to drink black through a whole sprint. The subscription timing works out perfectly since we burn through a bag every two weeks anyway.

Riley W. ★★★★★

Didn't think I'd ever subscribe to coffee, but the specialty beans actually make a difference — way smoother than the grocery stuff. It's now the first thing my team reaches for during a sprint.

Aurora X. ★★★★★

I grabbed a bag of the specialty beans to get through a late-night sprint, and the difference in my focus was real. Having that kind of coffee on hand honestly feels like part of the setup now, not a splurge.